Monotonous Monday →
Ask me the most boring question you can think of and do it in multiple ways. Example: How old are you? When were you born? If you were a tree and I cut you down, how many rings would I see on your trunk?
i know your one-word responses are you just trying to contain your excitement while you talk to me. don’t lie.
I don’t want to be a politician. I want to make a difference.– a friend
Anonymous asked: Why do I have a vagina if you're not going to use it?